But holy moly (!) – it turns out to be a doozy, complete with secret agents, armed militia, high-speed car chases … and uhm … zombie attacks. Still, that little egg is working hard to bring the unlikely couple together … and Mommy and Daddy finally get out on a first date. In between their custody meetings, Dicey’s busy with her family and team practices, and Jack’s immersed in his “Cultivation of Mutated Insect Pathogenic Fungus” research assistant-ship and hacking with his Dungeons buddies. Petersburg High school juniors Dicey Bell, a baseball star, and Jack Chen, who loves science and role-playing games, discover a mutual attraction when paired for a project, but on their first date, a zombie-producing fungus sends them on the run. jock spat, they try not to traumatize their progeny any further. Jack and Dicey are the proud protectors of an egg, part of their health education project. If you too enjoy some cuddles with your creep-outs here are a few.

Turn to page 4 to see the prospective parents’ faces and you’ll see exactly what I mean about the charming goof-factor! I love horror, but sometimes I crave a little sweetness mixed in with my scary stories. “Jack Chen, you’re the father of my baby!” shouts Dicey Bell, the school’s baseball star, as she bursts into the bio lab. Visual indication that the title is an audiobook. a baseball star, and Jack Chen, who loves science and role-playing, discover a mutual. I love him to pieces : or my date is dead weight or he only loves me for my brains / Evonne Tsang illustrated by Janina Grrissen. Petersburg High School with the usual social cliques. I Love Him to Pieces audiobook (Unabridged) &mid My Boyfriend Is a Monster By Evonne Tsang. Oooh, such campy, goofy, gory fun, complete with a buff, albeit geeky APA male hero! But don’t judge those dweeby glasses just yet …

I Love Him to Pieces by Evonne Tsang